Saturday, July 25, 2015

Send me a cake

With file in it! I'm in jail!
Ok, so I'm at a boarding place while Mommy an Daddy are Who Knows Where!
They dumped Me an Tux off 'bout 8 years ago. We are gonna run outta foods! We are bein kept in a cold, wet dungeeon.
Halp!

Jus so's yu don't furget whut I look like. Plus I'm doin my Crockett 'pression.

I got sum stuff to bark 'bout here in my doggy bloggy.
If I Ever get outta jail.

17 comments:

  1. OK. We'll send one right away! Stay strong!

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  2. Jail? Gaol? The Brigg?
    Why?? The nerve...Grrr...

    I hope the peeps feel guilty when they finally bail you out of there.
    Where is Tux? Keeping you company, or is he in another cell?

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    1. Tux is here, it's hard to see him in this dark, damp place, since he's mostly black. We are squished in the cell together.
      argh

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  3. Oh Zoe! If we knew exactly where you were, we be there in a jiffy!
    hugs
    Mr Bailey, Hazel & Mabel

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    1. Pugs! I am at the old Pet Lodge place. Yu know where? Halp!

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  4. We need a bit more information about where you're incarcerated, Zoe. Send your coordinates.....we're starting a tunnel!

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    1. Thanks Pups! I think if yu jus' dig down an then turn that-aways yule get here. Let Dui be in the lead, he's a real good digger.

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  5. I'll tell Whitley and Finley to start workin on diggin ya out.

    P.S. Great Crockett impresshun!

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    1. I thunk yu kitties wud like that lil pink tung.

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  6. Yeah, where eggsactly is ya incarserated??? I needs to know where to digs to.

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    1. Dig up! Well, north or sumfin like that!
      I'll be waitin, keep a-barkin!

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  7. Dear Zoe,

    Hang in there! We will be there as soon as we can... Or at least we will send bacon to help you get through!

    Licks,
    Cobi

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    1. Thanks Cobi! But I am safe at home now. Man, am I pooped out. But it shur is gud to be home, sweet, home.

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  8. Momma knows you're outta jail now (whew) but she wanted you to know that your beard is impressively flooftastic!

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  9. Crockett sez ya duz da best impresshun of him dat he's seen!! Glad ya is out of da hoosegow and made it out alive and all!!

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  10. Crikey ...... I hope someone's got you out by now. If you had to rely on me you'd both be dead!! Oh ..... I see you did get out ..... thank goodness.
    Those eyes ...... OMD ...... I think I'm going to faint!!

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