Monday, March 2, 2015

I Can Sue!

A hole bunch o' yu tol' me I should jus Sue my pawrents on account o' becuz they tossed out My OP Zoe loveseat an replaced it with a big Uncomfy leather couch.

Here's me afore:

Alert, always ready to bark them inturders!

Even if it looked like I wuz asleep, I wuz still on duty.
Then one snowy day Mommy an Daddy took off in our red pick-em-up truck. They came back with a long box. That long box became a new leather couch.
An my OP Zoe love seat wented away. *sigh*
Mommy's chair took over the big winnow an the new couch is by the wall. Can't see out very good an asides the thing is not comfy like OP Zoe.
Plus, I don't got nice fuzzy covers to lay on like Chester an Joey Dog do. I got an ol' afghan, it ain't comfy.

Sad lil me.
So I am gonna do like sum o' my pals tol' me to do.
I am gonna Sue my pawrents! I am gonna get my good ol' OP Zoe back frum the dump an this dum brown leather thing can go away!

One problem. When I tol them I wuz gonna sue 'em, Daddy sed he would haul me off to the aminal shelter!

Do yu think he really would do that to me?

17 comments:

  1. THAT is called WITNESS INTIMIDATION and it is NOT Allowed... Shame on HIM.... he is just trying to be a Big BULLY and talk you OUTTA Filing Charges... GO FUR IT.... WE know he would be more miserable than that silly slippery UNCOMFORTABLE couch is... withOUT you. Go Fur IT !

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  2. Gads!! What a fracas this is getting to be...scratch and chew on that new leather thing that isn't comfy, make it old and soft and well, maybe the pawrents will make you a good OP-Zoe spot. And how does Tux feel about all of these doings?? Doesn't he get to have a woofing lookout zone? You're a team, right?!

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  3. OMD call Ernie The Attorney right away we say. Have a marvellous Monday.
    Best wishes Molly

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  4. zoe...want we shuld go get yur sofaz bak for ewe...we can....we can make sure it getz bax ta ya by fry day....we haz wayz ya noe....we canna list em heer tho ...case yur dadz reedin thiz.....♥♥♥

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  5. We don't think he'd take you to the shelter. Maybe a bit of public shaming will make them sit up and realise that you NEED an observation post AND a more comfortable blanket. Oh, and more treats, naturally.

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  6. Daddy would never send you to the shelter! Mom would send him first!
    Go on sue…its great funs Zoe and Roxy will take you shopping to Victorious Secrets and that's funs overload!
    Loves and licky kisses
    Princess Leah xxx

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  7. No way, Zoe, your Daddy loves you too much to send you away. Maybe you just have to learn to deal with the new seat thing and hit your pawrents up for some more treats.

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  8. What the woof, your daddy has lost his mind if he thinks he can send you to the shelter and get away with it! BOL

    Aroo to you,
    Sully

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  9. Dat are just an eye-dol threat. It are all part of nego-she-ay-shun.

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  10. Hi Zoe - Maybe the OP Zoe loveseat has been hauled off to your home in Colorado as a surprise for you. Do some more sniffing and see if you can't verify that and if it turns out that your are right and the OP Zoe loveseat is indeed at the local dump, then piddle on the new sofa each time you get on it. Make sure you get your cute little behind between the cushions so that the piddle will steep down into the sofa and make clean up harder - that will teach them for messing around with you.

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  11. Hi hi hi! Ojo here! OH NO! That is terrible! Your beloved couch is missing!!! I think you should protest! Because no, I do not think your people would ever take you to the shelter!

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  12. No...but don't take that chance! So sorry about your comfy couch:-)...

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  13. How dare you daddy threaten you with the animal shelter! I shall bite him for you! So sorry your favorite couch went to the dump. That is cruel and unusual treatment my friend!

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  14. Crikey Zoe ...... you disappeared from my reading list somehow and I missed this. SUE him Zoe ...... he's crazy about you ...... he would NEVER send you to the shelter. I'm wanna sue him too. You'll be so sad now I'll NEVER get to see those beautiful eyes again. They'll get all shrivelled up from the tears. This is a disaster.

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    1. Oh and tell 'em from me ..... that's a really ugly uncomfortable looking thing they bought. What were they thinkin???????? Hope it gives 'em piles!!!!!!!

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  15. Congratulayshuns, Zoe!! I's nominated ya fur a Liebster Award....ya can reads about it on my blog and see da questchuns ya needs to answer!

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    1. And yer daddy won't put ya in no Animal Shelter... not unless he wants to take up permanent rezidance in da Dawg Haus!!

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