Sunday, February 8, 2015

We are the FBI

My folks watch sum T & V shows where the peepoles wear hats, jackets an t-shurts with those FBI letters on 'em. Now those FBI peepoles take care o' the bad guys. They kinda do the mop up wurk of cuffin an haulin off the bad guys. There's sum uther peepoles that are FBI but don't wear the hats an stuff. They are furst on the scene. They are the ones who "take down" the bad guys. There's usually gun fire an runnin an hollerin when they do that.

That's the way it is round My place. We don't wear no stinkin hats an jackets. We are like the furst on the scene. We take care of the bad guys with no gun fire but with plenty o' hollerin (barkin).
We are the FBI.

Fiercely Barkin at Inturders.

Lemme give yu a xample.

It wuz dark o'clock when we went out the uther mornin. But Me an my sidekick Tux knew They wuz out there. Jus on the uther side o' My back yard fence. In My rocky, weedy place.
Those durn deers. Yep. Stompin round, gettin their teeny tiny lil hoofies muddy. Droppin their lil deer poopies all ofur.
Me an Tux ran to the back yard fence an BARKED 'em outta our place. Ofur the fence they jus bout flew.
An there wuz a Great Horned owl on our 'lectrical post. It wuz probly huntin lil mousies an gophers. It swooped away when we started our Barkin. We barked it to the trees in the river bottom. Then it started it's hootin. 

It's been purdy quiet round My place. But those bad guys are always out there. Sumwheres. Lurkin.
But the FBI will get 'em sooner or later.
Yur welcome.

27 comments:

  1. OMD Zoe, You and Tux had to do all that ... By yourselves... No BACKUP?
    That is terrible.. you did an EXTRAORDINARY job though... gettin the deers outta your weedy rocky place..... emphasis ON YOUR !! not THEIRS..
    AND you did Double Dawg Duty.. by chasing the Grrrreat HORNED Hooter off too!! BRAVO to you BRAVO!!! WELL DONE.
    PeeS... can you get some of the deers Poopies??? Those are excellent Snacks...

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    1. Thanks guys! We do take pride in our wurk.
      I gotta hang onto the deers poopies fur Evie Dents. But I will try to sneaky sum out fur yu. The Brown truck will bring yu sum.

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  2. OMD! The REAL FBI of Idunno! Good job you two.

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  3. OMD so right FBI Fiercely Barking at Intruders. Way t go. Have a serene and easy Sunday when not on Homeland Security.
    Best wishes Molly

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    1. Thanks Molly! Bestest wishes to yu tu!

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  4. WTG FBI! We're FBI around here, too. And we don't need no stinkin' hats either.

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    1. Good to hear yu got it covered Down Unner at yur place.

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  5. Bud, Zoe!!! Yu wuff wearin' hats an' coats an' junk! Wememer??? BOL :D
    Yur pawents wike NCIS?? Dat r Dadda's bestest show eber an' him r enjoyin' NCIS : Nu Orweans, tu! Nod da LA one, doe. Nod shur why, doe.

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    1. Yep, yur rite Z. I luv wearin hats an coats an junk. When I'm off duty.
      An I am Nefur Off duty! Bol!

      Mommy an Daddy watch kinda oldish shows on the Netflix thingy. They like White Collar, Bones, Numb3rs an sum uther junk. Me? I don't watch the stuff, I Live it!

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    2. Numb3rs!!! Dadda wuffed dat show, tu! I keep tellin' him 'bout Netfwix, bud him neber duz nuffin 'bout it. *shakes head*

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    3. They have Netflix inside a lil box called a Roku. They like it an the 'mote control is purdy simple to operate. Bol.

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  6. You are my hero, Zoe and your sidekick, Tux is also pawsome! That is a lot for you two pups to have to look after. Luckily you are a great team, like Starsky and Hutch or Crockett and Tubbs or McGarrett and Dano. Yup, you guys work well together and it shows. Well done, Zoe, well done!

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    1. Thanks Buddy! Yeah, we are jus like those famous teams. :-)

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  7. Hi hi hi! Ojo here! I will help! I will help! Bark bark bark bark bark!!

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    1. Shur thing Ojo! Come an bark with us!

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  8. Good job wif da barkin! Me and Finn are takin care of all da barkin down in Texas.

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    1. And by "Me and Finley" she means "I, Whitley,barks like a maniack all da time and Finley joins in sum"...

      She really lets me rest my throat fur da postman and UPS guy..

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  9. Crikey Zoe ..... You and Tux are the Idunno FBI????? Fair dinkum????? That's mighty impressive. Did you get to try any of that deer poopie?? I bet it's almost as good as roo poop. They look alike those deer and roos, aye?? Same kinda head but deer don't hop like the roos.

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    1. Gotta keep the deers poopies fur Evie Dents.
      I'll send yu sum when she's dun with it. Bol!

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  10. Wow! Good job chasing those critters away. Mom says there are deer around here. She calls them the Future Roadkill Club of America!

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    1. Ain't that the truth bout those deers? They are always runnin cross the roads round here too.

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  11. With all y'alls barking and you still think it has been quiet around your place, I bet your peeps don't think so. BOL

    Aroo to you,
    Sully

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  12. Future Road kill...BOL!

    We have a huge club of those here too...pawppy says they are stupid and need to get OFF the road!

    You are a great team there, Zoe & Tux!


    I gotta do it solo here...but I don't waver in my bark-em away duties...or the chase-em away ones either.
    The Z & T SWAT Team of the Idunno FBI!

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  13. What a busy life you two have!

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  14. Dear Zoe,

    I am glad you understand (re: fetching vs not-fetching), even if the people do not.

    How have you been? Is your fur growing back long again?

    Licks,
    Cobi

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