Thursday, December 18, 2014

A lil game fur yur DPSP*

I have 2 DPSP* (*Designated Pooper Scooper Peepoles) round my place. Mommy duz the wurk most times but 'cept when Daddy is off frum his wurk. An they try to keep track o' where Me an Tux poop. Mostly where I poop on account o' because I am sweet. I must be, Tux likes to eat my fresh-frum-the-pup-poop. So to get a heads up on his snackin, they try to keep track o' where I've pooped 'til sumone can get out there to scoop it. Nitetime is 'specially tricky.

All o' this fur background on a lil game Mommy luvs to play out in My yard. Yu've heard of the game kids play called Duck, Duck, Goose? Sum kid wawks round the uther kids, tappin 'em on their heads, sayin "duck, duck, duck, duck" then when the wawkin kid taps a head an says "goose" the tapped on kid runs to catch the tappin kid. Sumfin like that. Yu get the idea. If not, ask Mr. Google.

Anywho, Mommy has her own vershun o' the game. It's called "Leaf, leaf, leaf, poop".
Yu see, this time o' yeer we gots sum leftofur leafes. They are all brown an kinda mushy an sumtimes kinda shiny lookin. As Mommy wawks round the yard lookin fur the pup poops she sees a leaf an can't tell if it's a leaf or poop til she gets rite up close. Wannerin round the yard is great exercise!

I bet yur DPSP mite like to play. Or maybe they already do or have their own vershun o' the game.
So anywho, here yu go! Play along!

Leaf



Leaf 
Leaf
Poop! An the top o' PuffyCat's head. Rush ofur to scoop the poop!

Fun game, huh? Yeah, so Mommy don't get out much an she is easily entertained. Bol!
An we tawked ofur showin a piece o' poop in my doggy bloggy. But we figgured yu would all be ok with it. :-)

Be good furs! Santa Paws knows if yur notty or nice. An now he's got that weird Elf on the Shelf dood wurkin fur him too. How creepy is that?


27 comments:

  1. I think your momma needs to get out more.

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  2. Yep, I agrees wiff Travis... she must be sufferin' from cabin fever.

    And dang, yer leaves duz look like poops! bol!

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    1. It a challenge fur her, fur shur.
      Bol!

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  3. Ha ha - yea our peeps play that same game, except they just want to keep the little grandpeeps from stepping in it!
    hugs
    Mr Bailey & Hazel

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    1. Oh yeah, that happens too. No grandpeeps tho.

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  4. OMDawg.... OUR mom plays that exact same game... Leaf Leaf Leaf... POOP.
    She must ADORE it beclaws she plays it EVERY DAY... Since I (ERNIE) am a POOPING MACHINE..
    Now we like it when mom is busy playing the GAME... beclaws we go out there too... and we EAT RABBITS POOPS... like peeps eat Poppy Corns at a movie... Delicious stuffs... those Rabbit Poops...
    OMD our mom's must be like TWINS or somethingy... Does Your mom put your poops in the Poop Sculpture Pile? Ours does.
    We are glad that we aren't alone in this... Game Playing thingy.

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    1. We don't got no rabbit poops but we do have sum kitty poops to sniff an dig fur! Boy, duz that diggin make the peepoles mad.
      No poop sculpture here. We save our in a nice big plastic bucket then the trash truck driver takes it away sumtimes. I'm shur he is savin it fur sumfin real special.
      An yeah, Mommy luvs our lil game too. Evfurry day, a few times, to keep my sweet poop cleaned up, yu know.

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    1. Dang Whit, playin her Leaf, leaf, poop game is bout the only time she gets away frum the t an v.

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  6. Crikey Zoe .... your poop DOES look like leaves, aye?? Does Tux get confused too?? Maybe you Mom needs glasses or something.

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    1. Bol! She Duz wear glasses Charlie! Sumtimes she has to slip 'em down her nose cuz they are the kind that turn kinda brownish in the sunshines. That makes the game way too hard fur her!
      Bol!

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  7. SHE gets cranky because every time SHE cleans up the poop. SHE says we view it as a blank canvas and just HAVE to put somethin' down on it! SHE also says SHE's going to stop feeding us so much.....but we know that's not allowed.

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    1. They are full of idul threats, those peepoles of ours.

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  8. Stella went to rehab for poop eaters when mom first brought her home from the crualella deville puppy mill so now she is reformed....mom is our slave when it comes to picking up poop.
    angus mac and maggie

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    1. Slave! I like that title! Mommy needs a title!

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  9. zoe...we haza hole art gal o ree bout litter box....waste ma teer ee ulz....poopz good with uz !!!!! ~~~~~ waves ta puffy ♥♥♥

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    1. Fur shur Tabbies! Yu do great art there! It is yur medium or maybe large.

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  10. PuffCat! AKA Inkspot! AKA Rorschach! InkBlot! StinkPot! Stinky! StinkCat! *looks over* heh heh *sees Inkspot's ears flatten. Runs off*

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    1. Yu know Z, I bet yu an PuffyCat would get along. He hangs out in the yard alla time. He don't mind a dog nose sniffin his fluffy butt.
      He's not mean, well, but 'cept to burds an lil furry vermines.

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  11. BOL sounds like us in the park when I go in the leaves...she has to hunt around for ages,he he. Have a fabulous Friday.
    Best wishes Molly

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    1. Extra leafes would add a bit o' a challenge!

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  12. BOL! Oh my, your momma is easily amused! Luckily I do most of my business in the neighbor's orchard. I figure I am helping by fertilizing their trees, BOL! We gots your pawsome card yesterday! Thanks so much and wishing you and yours a wonderful holiday season!

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    1. A whole orchard sounds great. Lots to sniff while yu poop!
      Back atcha Buddy, Merry Christmas!

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  13. Um...that game is pupular here, too, BOL, BOL!!

    And beware of leaf piles...might be doo-doos lurking in them, OMD!

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    1. Oh yeah, our peepoles. It don't take much huh?

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  14. Mommy plays the same game here. She has another version in the winter when she sifts through the snow looking for poopy. You would think that poopy was gold the way she digs for it.

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