I ain't been barkin here fur a spell. Not much goin on an Mommy's been messin with yarn an junk.
But let me tell yu, big time news fur the town I live near.
I been tellin yu the spuds are a big deal round here. We gots a museum bout it all. They have "free taters fur out-o'-staters!"
Spud museum clicky link
An yes, that's a great big spud sittin out in front.