Hi. My name is Zoe. I like to eat bugs.
So there. I tol' yu. Sumtimes I can't help it. I eat too many bugs. They're out in my yard jus waitin to be cleaned up. Bug binge.
Then the nex' mornin, I don't wanna eat my brekkie. Maybe the bugs are havin a pawty in my tummy.
I don't know.
That's whut happened this mornin. Don't wurry, I'm fine now.
Furst clue I dint feel so hot wuz this mornin at Really Early Dark O'clock. Tux came an got Mommy to go outside. That's nuthin outta the ord ee naree. But 'cept this time, I went out too. That wuz out of the ord ee naree.
Mommy watched me. She could tell I wuz poopin or at least tryin to.
I came back in an we went back to bed. She tol me not to throw up in the bed. An since I am always a gud grrl an 'beed ee ant an junk, I dint. Throw up.
But at brekkie time o'clock, I dint eat my brekkie. Now this has happened afore. No big deal.
In bout a minute or hour or sumfin, I went out to the food dispensin area. Mommy's not too brite but she wunnered if I wanted to eat my brekkie. I tol' her yes, I did. So I ate all my brekkie. Yum!
So I guess I wuz bugged but now I am debugged. All is gud!