Arrr, ye furry mateys. Swab the poop deck an all that stuff. Sumbuddy has to clean up the mess.
Anywho, I ain't been feelin so perky the las' couple o' days. I been coffin an sumtimes white junk comes outta my mouf. I gotta bark at stuff an that really pushes the coff button.
So Daddy taked me to the dogtor today. I tried to tell the dogtor that Mommy's been squeesin my lil neck but nobuddy beleefed me.
I think I need to get my tawn sils out or sumfin. Not my barker tho! Nobuddy messes with my barker!
I got me sum med ee sins to take. I get the pills in lil cheese (woo hoo Fizzy!) fold ofur thingys. Yummy!
So I'm gonna go lay down now an let the med ee sins start wurkin. I had me a lil fee fur too.
Hopefully, I'll get back to normal barkin real soon.