Thursday, June 12, 2014

Turrible Turdsday

They mow an trim the grass. They put it in big black bags an throw it away. Then they water it to make it grow all ofur again.
Mommy needs to plan this deal out better, but it always wurks this way.
She set out the sprinkler ofur here:
That's my bestest barkin corner!
An at the same time, she put out water ofur here:
See the path? That goes frum the steps to the second bestest bark corner.

Why does she Always do that? A lil dog can't get offa the back steps without gettin soppin wet!
Which leaves me here:

Whut will happen when I Really Need to Go?

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  1. My peeps don't water the lawn. We have 33 acres, so that is a lot of watering. They like the brown look that the lawn eventually takes on later in the summer, BOL!

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    1. Bol! I needta get a piccie of the rest of our place. Weeds an rocks, that's whut we got. Mommy can't wait til Daddy retires an we all move. At the new place she's gonna do sumfin called xeriscape an plant lawn grass that don't grow fast an don't need So much water!

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  2. Oh well at least you have a lawn Zoe. I got none just a patio and it is teeny tiny but luckily my park is on the top of my road so plenty of places to leave pee-mail. Have a tremendous Thursday.
    Best wishes Molly

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    1. Yur right Molly, I do Luv my lawn an I luv bein able to get out there to njoy it. She finally moved the sprinkler dealios an I got out an did a poopy. :-)

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  3. Well then who could blame you if you just had to pee on the rug? Or poopy.
    Oh good we see you were able to get that done!
    hugs
    Mr Bailey, Hazel & Greta

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    1. Pugs, yu are So right! Notme used to go in the basement a Lot. But now there's a stinkin baby gate at the top o the stairs. Can't get there no more.

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  4. zoe...ya noe what wood bee fun...iz if ya putted dawg biscuits on de sprinkler what cha call it top thing a ma jig sew when yr mom terns it ON...sted a water...biscuits wood be shootin everee wear !! YAY :)

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    1. Woot! Whut a fun game that wuld be to catch the flyin cookies!

      Mommmmyyyyy! Lookit this whut the ToTT sed!

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  5. I haven't quite figured out sprinklers other than they're REALLY fun to pounce on!
    Yours sincerely,
    Margaret Thatcher

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    1. Yu must not mind gettin all wet MT. Me? I think too much water rusts the bones. ;-)

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  6. A sprinkler? I don't know what that is, but it looks like it might be fun to bark at all on it's own!

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    1. Sprinklers is evil Wesley! Course, maybe yu like to get soppin wet. I don't. They're borin, not bark-worthy.

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  7. Sprinklers wouldn't stop me from going where I want to to bark, but I luvs water. Finley hates wet grass, she don't even like standin on dewy grass.

    Hope ya are gettin your barks in from da steps.

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    1. Yu are jus a bit different Whit since yu Like to get wet.
      Yeah, I can still bark frum the steps, jus can't see stuff as good.

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  8. Mrs. Zoe!!! Why you torturing poor sweet Zoe?!?

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    1. Mommy sez she's sorry Fizz.
      Bol!

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  9. Nobuddy should havta put their yard art on a wet canvas!

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    1. An when those dum sprinklers are goin, I can't get offa the steps! I don't know where I'm sposed to "go".

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  10. Crikey Zoe ..... Mommy's can be so frustrating at times, aye? I for one will NEVER understand their logic .....

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    1. They ain't go no logic, Charlie! That's the whole durn problem!

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  11. Dere r nuffin werser dan wet gwass, 'speshully when yur lil' leggies r kinda short. Yur manskirt geds wet, so yu gotta take it off an' send it tu da dwy cweaners. Oy bey

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    1. I hear yu Z! My leggies turn into toothpicks when wet. Not a gud look.
      Hey, I jus sended yu a email! Hope yu get it!

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    2. I gedded it, Zoe! OMD! Fanks!

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  12. I don't like getting wet either. We haven't had to use those sprinkler things yet this year. We have been getting rain every week so everything here is green. When it gets real hot we can only water every second day, odd number houses can water on odd days and even numbered on even days.

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    1. It r weal gween 'wound here, tu, Jelly! It r geddin' WEAL hot dis week, so it mite nod wast, if dere r no wain.

      In Cambridge dere r a system fur waterin' yur wawn durin' a dwought, based on da wast digit in yur howse nummer. Fur me, dat r 6 - dat meens I can onwy water wif a hose on Fursdays!

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  13. I am with you totally on this one, Zoe...Wet and Me do mix about as well as Oil and H2O...NOT.
    I stick my schnooter out the doggy door each morning to see if the weather is acceptable, and if not, well...things gotta wait a bit, BOL!
    I hate getting wet. UGH. I don't have short leggies or long furs, let a lone a manskirt aka Zaidie...but I leave wet fur ducks. We don't sprinkle our weedy so called grass either...

    When growlmy was a city gal in Ontario we had those similar restrictions.
    We are green here now...but may get lots of bad storms next couple of days...I have to get my barker all ready fur that. Woofs!

    Sorry I wasn't around; our interwebs was kaput...sigh...

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  14. We has the wet grasses every mornin' round here with all the "Dixie Dew" we are used to it. Mom won't let us back in til we do our business.

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