Saturday, June 21, 2014

Gonna be headin to the Pet Lodge

Oh sure, this looks nice (click here) Me an Tux are gonna be goin there tomorrow. It's a nice web site. Makes it look like tons o' fun fur pets to spend sum time away frum home. Looks like there's nice places to sleep. Plenty o' room to run an play in a safe yard outside. Like the peepoles that wurk there keep the place clean.

Yeah, right.

I've been there afore.

Think mid-evil dungeon. Think cold, damp, clammy. Think dark, spider-webby. Think no food or water.
Gettin the idea?
Yep, that's where I'm headin tomorrow fur 'bout 88 days or sumfin. Ok, maybe like a day an a night.
An to top off the whole deal, I'm gonna get groomed/tortured afore my pawrents pick us up on Monday.
Been nice barkin with yu bloggy pals. *sigh*

On one super good thing that did happen a few days ago, Me an Tux barked us a real deal raccoon! He wuz at the front corner of our place an we barked an barked him frum our bestest barkin corner of our yard. He hi-tailed it outta there, fur sure.

31 comments:

  1. Oh noes!! Off to da hoosegow!! Or dunjin or whutevfur... And dey's gonna torture ya too! Da nerve!!

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  2. Say it isn't so Zoe! If dey forget to pick you up…. call me (wiif your 1 phone call) and I'll round up some of the boys to break you out of dat joint!
    Wags,
    Ranger

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    1. Will do Ranger! I got my Ibone in my secret pocket.

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  3. Oh, MY Dogness:((
    What did ya do to deserve that kind of mistreatment. I thought you should have been rewarded with a posh hotel at least fur da bravfurry at barking a coon dude.

    And anuther thing...howcomes you has ta get tortured but not Tux?? Huh??

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    1. I dunno why it's always cute lil me that gets the torture. Tux don't hardly even get a bath.

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  4. Wow. What are you in for? Ripping something up? Stealing food off the counter? Laying on the air conditioning vent so everyone else is too hot? Oh, no... that's what I've been up to today.
    GEEz, Zoe! That's horrible. I hope you'll be OK. Your mom and dad will be with you guys, right?
    Yours sincerely,
    Margaret Thatcher

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    1. I dunno whut I did MT! Nuthin! I did nuthin!
      Purdy sure Mommy an Daddy won't be there with us. An get this: the kitty cats get to stay home Alone! Why can't Me an Tux? We can take care of ourselves!

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  5. OMD it sounds HORRID... we hope that you don't have to stay a second longer than 87 HOURS.

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  6. Yep, it's gonna be the most turribleist time F an E.

    Argh!

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  7. Put some treats in your secret pocket so you don't starves to death! Tortured too? Poor Zoe.

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  8. Put some treats in your secret pocket so you don't starves to death! Tortured too? Poor Zoe.

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    1. Great idea M an MS! I'll jam pack my secret pocket!

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  9. OMD, Zoe! *frantically starts baking a cake with a file in it to send to Zoe and Tux* Hope dis helbs, Zoe!! Eat da cake furst an' den, BOILA, yu pupses r outta dere!!

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    1. A file! That's jus the ticket outta that place!

      Let me eat cake!

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  10. Oh Zoe, we will be thinking about you while you are in the pup jail. You will have to let us know how it went for you - if you survive it of course
    hugs
    Mr Bailey, Hazel & Greta

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    1. Sure thing, If I survive, I'll let yu know how it went.

      Yu pugs haven't been there, have yu? Sumtimes I do 'xagerate things jus a bit. ;-)

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  11. What did you do to deserve this kind of punishment. Did you dig a big hole in the yard or something or did you chew up some new shoes. Sorry about your bad luck buddy. I'll be thinking about you while your doin time and getting tortured.

    Aroo to you,
    Sully

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    1. I din't do nuthin Sully! Unless bein all cute an fuzzy is 'gainst the law or sumfin.

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  12. Crikey .... Don't die in there Zoe ..... sounds as if you could! What's with your folks? They gone mad or something?? Looks like all your mates have covered everything though. Got food stashed and the file in the cake ..... Brilliant thinking Zaidie!! At least you'll have Tux to keep you warm. I'd be all alone if Mum and Dad left me in one of those torture chamber places. Crikey ..... I hope you and Tux make it out alive!!

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    1. Been real nice knowin yu Charlie. I hope nuthin like this efur happens to yu or any of my pals. *sigh*

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  13. I hope you survive the torture. If you need some help I can take off any time. Zaidie, do you have the plane warming up? Maybe we need to do a helicopter break out like they did in Quebec?

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    1. Oh! A hello cop ter break out! That would be big news round here!

      I'll be watchin fur yu!

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  14. Noooooo!!!! We send you a cake with a file in it so you can do a prison break. Have a serene Sunday and enjoy some big easy today.
    Best wishes Molly

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    1. Ack! Mommy packed up sum of our foods like a lil sack lunch. I'm gettin a real bad feelin 'bout this day.
      Sure good to have met yu Molly. *sigh*

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  15. OMD Zoe! We FINALLY found you (SHE's so dumb) and you're going away. SHEESH!

    We always end up going to 'CAMP' when SHE goes away. Oh well, it's not too bad. Remember to give them the cold shoulder when they come back and hold out for TREATS!

    XXXOOO Bella Roxy & Dui

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  16. OMD, imprisonments and groomin???? Dat are evil!

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  17. Well Zoe, that place does look very nice. My peeps are putting me in a pet hotel in August so I am looking forward to your report on the place you are in. Hope you are having a good time.

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    1. Oh Buddy! I hope yu survive! Me an Tux did, jus barely.
      Duz yur pet hotel have a website? I can take a look an give yu a heads up on their lingo an whut it Really means.

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    2. This is the place I will be staying at, Zoe! Please let me know what your think. I welcome your advice. http://www.pawsrepublic.ca/

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    3. Oh, well, don't that look nice? Happy dogs. Nice an bright an clean.
      That's jus like where I wuz. Whut the website shows an whut the place is really like a way two different things.
      Hope yu survive Buddy. ;-)

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