Wednesday, May 21, 2014

Wurdless Wennesday? No Way

So this mornin I wuz all like
thinkin I wuld post this piccie fur Wurdless Wennesday. Yur probly wunnerin why I wuz like that. It's 'cause the uther day Mommy did sum groomin/torturin on lil me an she did cut off one uf my lil toenails. Yep, fur sure. It bleeded a lil bit right then. Then I musta scraped it outside an it did bleed an bleed fur efur. It bleeded so much, I am still re-coop-r-ate-in days later.
An that's why I wuz bein all quiet an barkless. Thinkin I could post a Wurdless Wennesday entry.

But then the wurker men came along. Out in the potato field they are wurkin. Puttin out sum big ol irrigation pipe, gettin ready to water those lil spudies they planted a few weeks ago.
Good time barkin. Lemme tell yu!
Here is Me an Tux at the bestest barkin corner of My yard.
This is whut we wuz barkin at.
See the white pick-em-up truck ofur there? It had a irrigation pipe trailer on it an sum of the wurker guys were, well, wurkin. Mommy din't want the wurkers to see her takin piccies of them. They might think they wuz in trubble or sumfin. An 'bout the time they wuz ofur there a girl rode by on a horse.
Double good stuff to bark!

An that's why I don't have a Wurdless Wennesday entry fur yu to read. Maybe sum uther time.

Like that is efur gonna happen.

31 comments:

  1. zoe...knot a problem... coz ther bee other werd less posts two day sew itz knot like .......well, itz knot like we haz any eye dea wear we R goin with this sew enjoy yur day...bark on !!! ♥♥♥

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  2. Oh no! Your poor little toenail...how awful! Glad to hear you were feeling better enough to get some good barking in, though!

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    1. Thanks Wes. Yep, I jus bark through the pain.

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  3. NO PROBLEM, Zoe... WE can NEVER be Wurdless.. Not EVER..

    OMD OMD your mom RIPPED YOUR NAIL RIGHT OUTTA YOU PAW??? You NEARLY BLEEDED To Death??? THIS is HORRID and HORRENDOUS we say. We HOPE you gotted 87 EXTRA treats fur THIS. AND we are sending you POTP. Good GRIEF. This is NO Way to be Treated. BUTT................ since it happened... MILK IT FUR ALL IT's WORTH girrrrrrl.. MILK IT LIKE A COW.

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    1. I know guys. I am always gettin hollered at an tortured and junk.

      Yeah, like Moo! On it!

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  4. You poor girl, getting a toenail savagely ripped off! I hope you are getting lots of treats to help you recuperate from this heinous injury! Good job barking!

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    1. Thanks Buddy. Besides my toe gettin amp yu tat ed, she used the clipper thingys on me. Now my poor lil bum is itchy or sumfin.
      Why do they torture me so?

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  5. I hope you made your Mom feel real guilty for ripping your cute little toenail out. Zoe NO ONE expects you to have a wordless anything! Bol!

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    1. Thanks fur unnerstanin Milton. I gotta bark. But Mommy is real good at payin me no 'ttention as far as the guilt trip thing. *sigh*

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  6. Crikey Zoe ..... what was your Mom thinking? My Mum's done that to me too .... twice!!! You think she'd learn the first time, aye? I can see you're really into this WURDLESS Wednesday. hahahahahahah!

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    1. Do yu got the black toenails? She *claims* she can't see mine furry good an hacks away at em. Why they gotta torture us?

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  7. If only Whitley would learn to take this Wordless Wednesday thing seriously and not bark all day. It are just never gonna happen.

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  8. Glad ya got some good barkin in after dat toenail trauma. Dat are one good thing bout walkin on sidewalks - it wears down my nails so I don't gotta get dem trimmed as much.

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    1. We only gots a lil bit o' sidewalk. That would be nice to not get toenails chopped off.

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  9. What is with all the toe injuries lately!! Hope the barkin helped you feel better
    hugs
    Mr Bailey, Hazel & Greta

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    1. Thanks Puggies! Barkin fur sure helps me feel better. Mommy ears, not so much.
      Too bad fur her.

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  10. I too will not be able to post that kind of entry...

    If'n I'ma gonna posta...I betta have me a barka! BOL!

    Hope your tootsie stopped bleeding, by the way.
    You sure got neato stuff to woof at!

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    1. Thanks! Yeah, come on ofur fur a barkin good time sum time!

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  11. Oh no not another toenail injury. We hope it is better soon. We send you healing vibes and POTP. Have a tremendous Thursday.
    Best wishes Molly

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    1. Thanks Molly! I am barkin my head off right now! I am better!

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  12. Those nails can sure bleed. Sometimes you don't bleed at all when they are cut but you bleed later when you wear it down more on the concrete. I go walking on sidewalks and it does wear the nails down. I am glad you survived the nails and your butt problems. You reminded Mommy to ask the vet to check my anal glands tomorrow.. Keep barking!

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  13. Sorry 'bout the anal gland reminder Pal.
    Mommy's not happy with the groomer/torturer choices we have right now so she diy'd on me the uther day. She can't do my ears good an the hairs between my paw pads. I'm ok with bein fuzzy. Why can't she be happy too.

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  14. I thinks ya looks good fuzzy...

    Sorry about da muteelated toenail... and that yur guilt trip on yur Momma didn't work... rats.

    You wordless? Not gonna happen. Why that would be like Whitley not barkin' at nuthin' at all....not gonna happen.

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  15. BARK, BARK, BARK. Sorry about the toenail.
    Have a serene Sunday and let us get some big easy on today,
    Best wishes Molly

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  16. How da &%$#$#% I missed dis???

    I heer yur Mommy choppded off one ob yur lil' leggies? Gud gwief!! All dat tu save a buck or 2!?!? :D

    I wike how yu du 'Werdwess Wednesday', Zoe. BOLBOL :D

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    1. Idunno how yu missed it Z. I thunk yu wuz mad at me, then I wunnered if yu wuz on the bacation times or sumfin.

      Can yu beleeve it? My lil leggie grew back! Bol!

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    2. Zoe!!! How on earf I eber be mad at YU??? Gud gwief. Yu r startin' tu sound jus' wike my Momma : "Oh, no. I wonder what's wrong. Maybe she's angry with me...or maybe I...or I might have..." Yu ged my dwift??
      Dadda wuz on baycayshuns wast week, bud we wented no pwace. *sigh*

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    3. Whut is with our weird mom's? Why can't they jus live life, carefree an ez like us pups?
      Shoot, I thunk yu'd go to yur bestest beach on yur bacations. Don't yur folk's (that's a word fur old pawrents) motorized scooters wurk in the sandy beach?
      Bol!

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    4. If dere r sumfing tu werry 'bout, my Momma will find it!

      Da weafer wuz nod tu gwate wast week, bud him r off nexx week, tu!! Dadda r twyin' tu use up baycayshuns fwum wast yeer afore it 'xpires at da end ob June. We r hopin' tu ged tu my bestest beach den. An' unfortumatewy, no. Dere scooters du nod werk in da sand. I always gotta ged down fwum Dadda's wap an' push dem an', a corse, I can onwy du dat one at a time. It r a hooge pain. (BOL)

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