This is GREAT! It is a Toadal Barkarama at my place!
Lemme tell yu 'bout it!
It started the uther day when a pick-em-up truck pulled into my driveway an a couple of worker-type mens got out. They started unloadin ladders an uther junk. Me an Tux wuz out there Barkin our heads off!
Mommy tried to get us inside. Is she nutzo? Great barkin material, in our driveway, an she wants us to go inside? Yep, she's nutzo.
We finally did go inside. An commenced to BarkBarkBarkBark fur 'bout the next hour or so on account o' because, they were Out there. In our backyard.
Mommy started gettin stressed cause o' all our barkin, runnin round, whinin, Tux jumpin up to look outta winnows and stuff.
When she would jus sit down, we would kinda clam down too. So that's whut we did fur 'bout the next 88 hours. She had already closed the blinds. We sat in the kinda darkness (it wuz daytime) like moles in a hole or sumfin. They finally left an we got to go out an sniff an bark.
Nuthin happened yesserday. It wuz kinda rainy an stuff. Mommy waited an waited then we went out while she mowed the lawn.
Got here at mid-early-o'clock. We were inside this time but we could hear 'em out there.
Whine, Run, Whine. BARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARK
So Mommy sat down an we clammed down too.
Then sumone knockeded on our back door!
We got to rush out the back door! WAHOO!
One of the workers wuz outside by the uther yard gate. We both barked him up lemme tell yu. Tux tried to take off sum of his fingers. He really shouldn't try to pet us when we are protectin our yard!
We ran back an forth, a lot. Barkin the whole time, of course.
Then we came back in. We wanted to stay out there, but we gave in to the call of the cookies Mommy wuz gonna dole out.
The workers are out there still. We are barkin still.
Come on ofur an join the fun!