Ok, so yu know we got cats round here.
An here's the PuffyCat.
Now, these kitty cats is real good hunters. An they leave body parts an stuff in the garage.
They usually eat almos' evfurry thing they bring in there.
Hmm, maybe Puffy jus ate one of the lil green bean-shaped dealios. Don't think they taste good.
Anywho, the uther day Mommy noticed sum, get ready, Bloody Footprints, in the garage comin outta the garage.
I'll show yu.
They kept goin outta the garage.
An they went a ways in front o' the garage an then they disappeared!
Now, Mommy first thought a kitty had a bloody paw. But Scooter showed us whut kitty paws look like.
|Scooter is a outside kitty, she'll nefur know I posted this!|
Then she tol' Daddy she wunnered if it wuz a raccoon. Daddy said it would be a lil baby raccoon, if it wuz.
An so, there's the Miss Tree. Whut's the story? Who made those footprints?
I have no idea. An don't 'spect no part 2 fur this story, 'cause, really, I have no idea.