Friday, May 30, 2014

The Miss Tree of the Bloody Footprints

Heads up fur this entry. Yeah, I got sum piccies to show yu Piccies with blood. So if yur squeamish, yu been warned.

Ok, so yu know we got cats round here.

Here's ScooterCat
Uh, yeah, that's in the garage. That's a cover on the S-Caw-Pay. The cats hang out up there an get hairs an kittycat barfie all ofur. So Mommy keeps it covered. The S-Caw-Pay, not the barfie.

An here's the PuffyCat.





Now, these kitty cats is real good hunters. An they leave body parts an stuff in the garage.
They usually eat almos' evfurry thing they bring in there.

Hmm, maybe Puffy jus ate one of the lil green bean-shaped dealios. Don't think they taste good.


Anywho, the uther day Mommy noticed sum, get ready, Bloody Footprints, in the garage comin outta the garage.
I'll show yu.

They started frum unner the S-Caw-Pay.

They kept goin outta the garage.

An they went a ways in front o' the garage an then they disappeared!

Now, Mommy first thought a kitty had a bloody paw. But Scooter showed us whut kitty paws look like.
Scooter is a outside kitty, she'll nefur know I posted this!
She checked to make sure all the kitties wuz ok.
Then she tol' Daddy she wunnered if it wuz a raccoon. Daddy said it would be a lil baby raccoon, if it wuz.

An so, there's the Miss Tree. Whut's the story? Who made those footprints?

I have no idea. An don't 'spect no part 2 fur this story, 'cause, really, I have no idea.

33 comments:

  1. The blood trail is from Professor Plum who used the candlestick on Mrs. White in the den. Huh?! Mom, go and drink some coffee now! This is definitely Miss Tree, Zoe!

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  2. Nuthin like good ol Miss Tree huh Buddy?
    I like yur guess!

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    1. Too funny, Buddy!! AND clever thinkin'

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  3. Drats we were on the edge of our basket and we now we will never know, big sigh. Have a fabulous Friday.
    Best wishes Molly

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    1. Yep, no idea. Sorry to disappoint yu Molly.

      Yu have a super duper weekend!

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  4. Hey! It wooks wike Puffy cood use a baff!! Anyone?? BOL :D

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    1. I say dis cuz Momma usta INSIST dat Toby, dere INDOOR kitty, needed hab a baff a coupla times a yeer. Hur maded Dadda du it an' den wented away so hur wood nod heer da horr'ble noizes comin' outta da baffwoom. Yes, I r nod jokin'!

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    2. Yeah, sure, come on ofur an give Puffy a bath.
      Evfurryday Mommy cleans the eye googies out an picks his nose fur him. But yu should smell his backend! Good stuff there!

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    3. Good grief ..... My Mum's with Zaidie's Mom here. Your Mommy picks his nose Zoe??? Crikey!!!!! she must love that puffie cat a LOT!! I'd sure like to smell his backend!!

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  5. wadda ya meen ther will knot be a part two.......how iz we gonna noe if it be scotter ore puffy that killed a zombeez....how iz we gonna noe if a zombeez wuz knot IN de garage hidin all a long N puffy smelled it N made a green bean face....ewe better interviews again zoe.....

    heerz two a flounder fries & fun week oh end !!

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  6. You are leaving us in suspense ???????????????

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  7. WHAT??? You are just gonna leave us Hanging HERE Wondering WHAT or WHO made the prints??? THAT is cruel. CRUEL we say... Come on... PLEASE tell us... Could it be a SQUIRREL????

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  8. That's a huge Miss Tree. We wonder what happened. We think it might be a huge mutant mouse or something.

    That Puffy Cat is aptly named.

    XXXOOO Bella Roxy & Dui

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  9. Sorry Evfurryone! Coulda been a gopherdood. Puffy brings those in sumtimes. Maybe he had one that wuzn't all the way dispatched.

    I dunno!

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  10. Eeuuwwww!
    BOL!
    Or maybe it should be MOL...
    Well, maybe it was a kitty who was practicing finger-paw painting...

    Did ya see anyfur doing the limpy?

    Maybe some varmint got bited in the tootsies and got away...with the t=rail as the only evidence...

    Who knows? Only the secret 'Not Me' I guess...

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  11. Mommy checked ofur the kitties feeties real good. No limpin, no blood.

    It's fur sure a Miss Tree.

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    1. Maybe you need a DNA sample to figure it out...um...on second thought...maybe not...kind of $$$

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    2. Yeah, there's all kinds o' blood in the garage frum various critters. This is the first time we've had footprints!

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  12. But did Scooter show you his 3 other paws? Maybe Puff (wonder how he got his name) just maybe Puff mangled some other critter and it left out bleeding...just sayin.

    Aroo to you,
    Sully

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  13. I bet Puff-kitty gedded hungwy in da middle ob da nite, so him wented intu da chitchen, founded sum meatzwoaf in da fwidge an' maded himselb a HOOGE meatzwoaf sammich wif wotza ketchup, so much ketchup dat it dwipped all ober da pwace an' him walked fru it, weavin' 'dorable lil' 'bwoody' feetzpwintz all ober da gawage!
    Dere! I solbed yur mistwee, Zoe!

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  14. Crikey Zoe ..... Zaidie did it. All solved. Now we can ALL sleep tonight!!!!!

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    1. BOL, Charwie! Fanks fur da bote ob conbidence, bwoke!

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    2. Yeah, that Has to be it! I jus wunner whut kinda Meat wuz in the Loaf? Probly not what our Mom's use to make the meatloaf.

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    3. Dere wuz hole fwoggies an' gofer gutses an' skunk stink an' mousie bwains an' wat 'testines an' deer poop, cow paddies an' a tuch ob kitty bomit! Mmmmm...'Lishus!!

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    4. I can jus see yur Momma's face as she takes yur dictation Z!
      Bol!

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  15. That sure is a mystery. Zoe, you are going to have to keep an eye on the garage because the bloody paws may reappear.

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  16. Dis are a misteree, I are bettin dat some kitty played wif its food a bit and maybe got some blood on its paws before lickin dem clean later.

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  17. I's thinkin' it were a zombie of some sort, probably a baby coon or gopher zombie, dat one of da kitties were dispatchin' till it escaped... well, it escaped until said kitty caught up with it and finished da dispatchin' job, dat's why da footprints stop... my money is on Puffy. He looks like he don't let too many meals scamper away, ya know???

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    1. Maybe so Whit an Fin. Blood dribblin zombies.
      An yur rite, Puffy don't leave many leftofurs.

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  18. Oh, I love a good mystery!
    Yours sincerely,
    Margaret Thatcher

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  19. Wow, Zoe! Yur bwog r eben capchurin' da 'ttenshuns ob ded former pwime ministers!

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  20. I am bettin' on Zombies too...scary miss trees!

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