If yu don't know them, or efun if yu do, yu gotta get ofur there and read whut the Tabbies 'O Trout Town haveta say 'bout the St. Patrick's Day.
They'll give it to yu strait.
A warnin. There's a bit o' a learnin curve readin their kitty cat words. But they are purdy much fo-net-ic. Yu'll get it.