Ok, first off, it wuz Mommy's hunnerdth an elventh birthday the uther day.
Sissor sent her sock yarn. Brother sent her a e-gift card to Joann's crafty place.
Where she buys yarn.
This mornin, she was messin 'round on the webbie thingy. Lookin fur how to crochet socks.
Went to sum lady's site. There was a contest goin on to win a free class at this place:
Craftsy online classes
Wuldn't yu know it? Mommy Won the contest. It's a crochetin class on how to do sumfin called Fair Isle.
I see more yarn in the future 'round here. More starin at the laptop, listenin to the lady teach Mommy how to tangle up yarn.
No doggie cookies gettin baked.
No playin with cute lil Me.
This is not gud.