I got mad at Tux yesserday. Got all in his face bein growly an toothy. If Mommy hadn't been right there an made me stop, Tux woulda been sorry.
An it was all his fault anyways.
'Cause he was starin at me.
'Cause I was nekkid, no collar.
'Cause I had jus gotted outta the shower.
'Cause Daddy gaved me a shower.
'Cause Daddy sed I stinked.
'Cause Daddy tooked Me an Tux with him to go pick up sum trash 'round our place.
'Cause on our walk to pick up trash, Tux did pee on lil me.
So yu can see how it was all Tux's fault that I hadta get all up in his face. Grrrr.