The groomer/torturer that I go to? She ain't workin on the groomin no more.
An' I heared Mommy an Daddy talkin. Mommy don't wanna take me back to the one groomer/torturer I useta go to long time ago. An' the uther groomer/torturer in our lil town, we had 'pointments once an she din't show up. Car trubbles. We drove alla way in there on the snowy, icey roads an she din't call Mommy to cancel. Plus we heared she overbooks and sumtimes doggies are there All Day Long.
An' there ain't no uther groomer/torturers in our town. I'd haveta ride an ride an ride for hours or days to get to nuther groomer/torturer place. An' we can't leave Tux alone if I go way fur a long time. He gets all super-stressed an wild. So I'd haveta get g/t on a day when Daddy is offa work so's he could stay with Tux. Or me an Tux could go to the doggie daycare place together an I could get g/t while we's there.
So yu see where this is goin? It's a big ol mess.
So No More groomin/torture fur this cute lil Schnauzie grrl!
If yu like this look fur me:
|My most recentest groom/torture|
|Oh, so cute|
I'll be more like this:
|Wet fur, wash board look|
Please, nobuddy remind Mommy that she has all the groomin/torture stuff she needs to cut off my furs.
Talk 'bout Torture!