Monday, February 17, 2014

Pawrents: Jus' say No to the yarn

If you've got a pawrent who does the crochet or knittin or sum uther dum craft with the yarns, yu know what I'm talkin 'bout. It's a terrible 'diction. That yarn costs lots uf muny that could go to buyin us furs treats, toys and heck, food.
I am seein sum new thing to do with yarn. This is jus' flat dang-er-rous. Don't let yur yarn 'dicted pawrent see this deal.
Have 'em go get yu a cookie now.


Arm knittin

Now this is jus' a short lil vid. Don't let yur Y.D.P. (Yarn 'Dicted Pawrent) know that there are lots more vids out there showin the how-tos of this dang-er-rous craft.

Do ya see how dang-er-rous this could be?
They are all wrapped up in yarn. They can't feed us. They can't give us treats. They can't pet us. And this could be dee-sass-trus if they try to knit and drive. I don't efun wanna think 'bout how bad this could get.
When will the yarn madness stop?


17 comments:

  1. Oh, pawlease...OMD, what will peeps dream up next!

    Growlmy says she has nevfur seen anything like *that* befur.
    She would get so tangled up, she would need the ER services to get her 'undone'...BOL!

    You're right...better to use the $$ on stuff fur you and me!

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    1. These nutzo peeps are jus' toadally 'dicted. They gotta have the yarn. Alla time!
      I don't think there's anything we can do to help 'em break the 'diction.

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    2. Yu cood...hmmmmm...Wemme fink a minit...I kno'!! Tie dem up wif our weashes while dem r sweepin'! Den dem will weawize dat dere r nuffin tu du 'cept take dere pupses (US!!!) fur walks all da time!!

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  2. OMD. Whut nexx? Dogs witin' bwogs??? Gud gwief!!

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  3. Yeah, Z, dogs writin blogs 'bout their pawrents yarn 'dictions!
    Gah!

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  4. Stop the madness! This is just so wrong! I could see my the momma getting so tangled up in that, that I would have to chew through all the wool to rescue her. Good grief! As if dogs would have blogs! Bahahaha!

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  5. " As if dogs would have blogs!"

    I hear ya Buddy. In sum uther alternate yooniverse maybe.

    BOLBOL

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  6. OMD Zoe!! Maybe this could be a craft that Momma could do where she wouldn't hurt herself!!!!

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    1. Idunno Fizzy. What if she got the yarns rapped round her neck?
      Not gud.

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  7. MOL, dat video beeds hilarious! Hoomans ish sho weird - Meowmy ish furry yarn addicted, but I hash a way I deals wif dat. I lays on dah knittin' while she's doin' it, and since she beeds usually makin' blankies fur cats and dogs in shelters, dah knittin' beeds furry comFURtable and snuggly to lay on. I ish only tryin' to help, but she neFUR aPURReciates it - so rood!

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  8. Dat's sum kinda weird, Zoe!! Whut do they do if we needs a belly rub or sumthin?

    Speakin' of krazee, our Mommas is thinkin' of usin' some of da hair dey's taken off of us Westies to make... what else.... lil Westie dogs! Yep, dat Schnauzer your Momma made gave our Mommas da ideer.

    Thanks a lot. Not.

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    1. Oh noooooos Finley - voodoo doggie dolls - dat ish just so wrong!

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  9. You know what would make that arm knitting more fun and interesting? Kitten paws pulling and biting at the yarn, MOL!

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  10. OMD, dat are some kinda craziness, how are dey sposed to feed dere dogs with dere arms all tangled up like dat?

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  11. zoe...de food serviss gurl heer couldna sew a strait line witha masheen if ther bee sum one guide inn de cloth !!! we wood like ta see her N yarn !!!

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  12. OMD - what's next? Do they just keep on knitting until they are totally covered in yarn?

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