I am seein sum new thing to do with yarn. This is jus' flat dang-er-rous. Don't let yur yarn 'dicted pawrent see this deal.
Have 'em go get yu a cookie now.
Now this is jus' a short lil vid. Don't let yur Y.D.P. (Yarn 'Dicted Pawrent) know that there are lots more vids out there showin the how-tos of this dang-er-rous craft.
Do ya see how dang-er-rous this could be?
They are all wrapped up in yarn. They can't feed us. They can't give us treats. They can't pet us. And this could be dee-sass-trus if they try to knit and drive. I don't efun wanna think 'bout how bad this could get.
When will the yarn madness stop?