I dunno whut to think 'bout this. Mommy wented away this mornin. She jus got back.
She din't bring no shoppin bags in. She din't have nuthin.
Said she went fur a crown fittin.
Huh? I had no idea My Mommy is any kinda royal type. Had me fooled fur sure.
She kinda smelled funny. I sniffed her mouth smell. It smells weird. Not good. Not like she's been eatin MEATZ™ or anythin else good. She said there's a couple o' crowns in there already and she's gonna get 'nother in a couple o' weeks.
I din't see No crowns in there.
She's not really like a queeny type.
She's not gettin no crowns.
She's pullin my leg.