It's tough be a cute, sweet lil Schnauzie grrl 'round this place, My place.
The is much weirdness and wrongness.
Over on that Dogster place, we could post pictures, mostly of our own cute selves, but we could put in other furmily pets and even our pawrents. If you have known me for very long, just think back.
"Hey, I have never seen a picture of Zoe's Mommy," you say to yourself. And you'd be right.
Mommy is usually the one takin all the bad photos. Messin up my cuteness.
You also might know she has an addiction. Well, maybe more than one but this one I'm barkin 'bout right now is part of the weirdness.
Yep, she is addicted to yarn. She crochets junk with the yarn. She says it relaxes her. And if it's not bad enough havin Mommy be addicted, my human sister, Sissor, is addicted too. She knits stuff that she hardly never wears. At least Sissor moved away for her job at Miss Oula.
Ok, so this is all leadin up to my reveal. A first.
You wanna see a picture of Mommy? This is a real deal, not photoshopped or nuthin 'cause I don't know how to do that kinda stuff.
See? I told ya so. Weirdness. She has been doin this crochet stuff for years. Still can't get it right.
And after Daddy took this picture? She took that Giant hat and tossed it in the washer machine. Now the hat isn't So big. She actually Wanted it to shrink. Wonder why. Then she was just chatterin away about how cool wool was. On and on, blah, blah, blah.
And back to the wrongness part of this entry.
We got cats 'round here. There's two that stay outside alla time, sleep in the garage.
Then we got two that stay in alla time. And one that comes an' goes. This is the one that is startin to be a problem.
She's takin over My sleep places. Here she is on the "top bunk", where I usually snooze. This time I had to be on the bottom.
It's not a good idea to argue with that GeorgieCat. She has super sharp daggers in her paws. And she is our very own grumpy cat. She don't like the other cats and she only kinda tolerates us pups.
So I'll get the top bunk sum other time.
I'm probly dreamin of a perfect world where the is no such thing as yarn and the GeorgieCat is declawed!