I'm head of security 'round My place. So that means I gotta bark. At evfurrything.
Sumtimes Mommy tells me there is nuthin out there to bark at.
But there always is.
It was kinda quiet round here this mornin. Dull and borin, if ya wanna know the truth of the deal.
I was up on OP Zoe. Mommy was watchin sum dum silent movie. That's right, no gun shots, no space ship noises, no kids hollerin. A silent movie. Only sum music. She wasn't even crochetin. She had to pay 'ttention or she'd miss sumfin.
Then I set up the bark 'larm. Yep, sumfin to bark at.
Tux got 'xcited too.
Mommy told me to be quiet.
Told me there's nuthin to bark at and to shush.
But I dint stop. She got up to let Me and Tux out. We went out a-barkin. Ofur to the side fence. BARK! BARK! BARK!
Then we ran to the back fence.
BARK! BARK! BARK!
You'd think Mommy would catch on one o' these days.
There were four of our deer neighbors hot footin it down to the river bottom.
She jus' nefur believes me.