Thursday, January 30, 2014

She nefur believes me

I'm head of security 'round My place. So that means I gotta bark. At evfurrything.
Sumtimes Mommy tells me there is nuthin out there to bark at.
But there always is.

It was kinda quiet round here this mornin. Dull and borin, if ya wanna know the truth of the deal.
I was up on OP Zoe. Mommy was watchin sum dum silent movie. That's right, no gun shots, no space ship noises, no kids hollerin. A silent movie. Only sum music. She wasn't even crochetin. She had to pay 'ttention or she'd miss sumfin.
Yawn.
Then I set up the bark 'larm. Yep, sumfin to bark at.
Tux got 'xcited too.
Mommy told me to be quiet.
Told me there's nuthin to bark at and to shush.
But I dint stop. She got up to let Me and Tux out. We went out a-barkin. Ofur to the side fence. BARK! BARK! BARK!
Then we ran to the back fence.
BARK! BARK! BARK!

You'd think Mommy would catch on one o' these days.
There were four of our deer neighbors hot footin it down to the river bottom.
 She jus' nefur believes me.

18 comments:

  1. Crikey ... she was watching a silent movie????? You'd think she'd enjoy a bit of noise. It's not as if she had to hear a silent movie. Anyway she missed out on seeing the deer neighbours. Wish I were there ... I could have joined in with my loudest whimper and my biggest stare!!!!
    Crikey Mum thinks she did a blog this morning Zoe ... would you mind checking it out and letting her know if it worked. She would be VERY grateful!!
    charliedownunderinoz.blogspot.com.au. Many thanks!! It's not fancy like yours but she will work on it.

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    1. It's a great bloggy thingy Charlie!
      You gots deers down unner where you live? They are great to bark at!

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    2. Watchin a SILENT MOVIE? What da fun ob dat, you gots to make our own excitement then!

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    3. Eggs actly Cassie! It was Way Too Quiet 'round here. Pups Gotta bark!

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  2. Sometimes the best and only time to bark is when the peeps want to chat or watch TV or yak on the phone...
    And why do the peeps like the phrase silence is deafening, and then they tell us to s h u t up...BOL! Go figure!

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  3. No deers down here Zoe ... only on farms or in zoos. We have possums and roos so I guess that makes up for the deer thing. I sure like the sound of those squirrels though ... crikey ... I wish we had those. Our critters only come out at night. What's with that? Scared of me maybe!!!!!!!

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  4. We gets to bark da deer when we goes to Kerrville to visit my Momma's folks.. dose deer wander around in broad daylight!!

    BARK!BARK!BARK!BARK!

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  5. Oooh silent moovies ish the bestest - we watches dem all the time at our house. Meowmy ish kind of oFURly obssessed Buster Keaton and likes to PURRtend he ish her boyfriend *rolls eyes*, den she gots dat Harold Lloyd Tumblr blog I finks yer Mom hash seen, so we watches a lotta hish moovies too. I likes hish the best 'cos there ish cats in a lotta dem. Yew'd be barkin' a LOT if yew eFUR came oFUR fur a visit at our house - we gots coyotes, yesh! They ish so rood and scary lookin' too - they needs barked at!

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    1. This movie was called Metropolis. She said she thought she Should watch it. Yikes, like she's in high school or sumfin. She's more of a 30's and 40's fan.
      Yep, Mommy has taken a look at your Mom's bloggy things. She is a talented lady with those movin piccies.
      Oh yeah, we gots the coyotes too. I axfurly don't bark when we hear them. They are talkin wild stuff. But I do bark 'em when I see them. Then they are jus' lopin 'long.

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  6. Yeah, my momma says dat dere are nothin to bark at all da time too. There are ALWAYS something to bark at!

    BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK!

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    1. Your barkin got you sprung outta the vet place sooner.
      That is a good thing!

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  7. You just keep barking, Zoe! I believe you! You just have to retrain the momma! I like to bark and act up when my momma is trying to cross stitch, or read or generally do something she thinks is important.

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  8. I r so gwad my Momma r compwetewy wifout tawent!! Hur can du NUFFIN!! No, weally. I r sewious here! Hur finks feltin' r weel kewl, doe! (doe - a deer, a female deer. way - a dwop ob golden sun!! Me - a name I call myselb!...)

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    1. Z, your Momma can unnerstan you. That is a talent all it's own.
      Plus the two of you make quite the writin team.
      Hmm, one reason Mommy likes the feltin, the crochet boo boos get shrinky dinkyed down so's you can't see them.

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  9. Keep on barking Zoe. Your Mommy has to learn that you do not lie. I taught my Mommy that. She would sometime ignore me when I asked out saying I didn't have to go. I showed her and pooped on the floor. Now when I bark she listens and always says, "I know you don't lie". About time!

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    1. Yikes Jelly. I think only a princess could pull that off. Bol!

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  10. Sumtimes I tell lil' 'fibs'. Fur 'xample, wike when I wing my 'Zaidie-needs-go-poddy' bells, bud, weally, all I want r a lil' snack. BOLBOL :D Bud weally, a pup cood starbe tu deaf 'wound here!!

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    1. Good idea, Z! I sumtimes go out, stand on the back steps, come back in and sit real cute in the cookie-handin-out-area. That doesn't usually work, but it's worth a try.

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