Sunday, January 19, 2014

It never ends

Yikes Pals,
So yesserday I went to the groomer/torturer place. I was there for hours and hours and hours. I was first in, last out. Well, maybe sumfin almost like that.
I was there for a long time.
Daddy came an' sprung me outta there.
I sure needed to "privacy please" when I got in My yard.

And now my cute, fuzziness is gone. Ok, so I am Still cute, just not fuzzy.
I got cold outside first thing this mornin. I was shiverin when Mommy finally let me back in.

And Mommy is Never satisfied with the job the g/t person does.
Today I got tossed onto the washer/dryer place. Got my beard trimmed off. Mommy likes it shorter, the g/t leaves it longer. Then she cutted off my toenails. Didn't think the g/t had done them at all. Mommy made one of my cute lil nails bleed. Daddy took me outside to "run that off".
I survived bein home tortured.

It's tough bein a cute lil Schnauzie grrl.
                                                  Here I am prakticaly nekkid, the middle of January.

It has quickly become clear that I need a new photographer. I am Much cuter than what she captured.





29 comments:

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    1. Thanks! I don't think I ever been called gorgeous afore! Wow!

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    2. Zoe first you have to go to the groomers and then lo and behold you are done at home because the groomers job doesn't please mommy I hope she finds one so you don't have to go through the torture twice. You did great for writing a blog. You are always cute whether you are groomed or not.

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  2. Hello . My name is Spunky. We just wanted to stop over and say hi! Casper says hello too. Come by and see us.

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  3. We couldn't find your "follow" button. Do you have one?

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    1. I'm am tryin to learn 'bout this blog stuff. Be patient, with a lil help from my pals, I'll get there! :-)

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  4. New blogs don't have the follow button.. Zoe, contact Whitley's Momma for a follow button once you're set on your blog design...

    Until then, 3 Musketeers, you can follow her by adding her from your dashboard and the add button found there.. just paste in her url.

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  5. You can have my photographer, her will not get dat camera outta my face. I like posing sometimes, but sometimes I wanna go do something more fun. Her has dat whole yarn problem, so you would be used to dat.

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  6. Wow, pups! Thanks for readin this here lil thing!
    And Fin, I am gonna need your help with that follow button deal. Also sum other stuff, like who can comment and stuff. Hershey tried but needed to register or sumfin. I want all to be able to bark at me!
    Whit! Yeah, the yarn addiction! Gah!

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    1. If you go to https://draft.blogger.com/home, you can change your comment setting. Near the name of your blog, there will be a little symbol that looks like 2 pages along with an down-pointing arrow. Click on that arrow and choose Settings. Then choose Posts and comments. There you can change who can comment and take off the word verification if you want (I've never had a problem with spam here and the words they use for it can be kinda hard to read.).

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    2. Got it Whit! And I turned off those anti-robot words too.
      Uh, CoRo is havin sum big time problemos with her blog right now.
      Bol!

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    3. Grrr, my momma were trying to steal my comment, so it are deletamatated now. Coco Rose and Puffy's momma has her email, so hopefully they'll email her if they need helps.

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  7. Hi Zoe this is Daddy your blog is looking great good luck.

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  8. Hi Zoe! I finally got here. You look great after your torture session. I have a blog going too. My Mommy isn't quite sure what she is doing yet on here. We want to follow you so we will try the dashboard thing.

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  9. Bein' groomed is NEVER fun, I don't like it either...but at least momma doesn't try to do that stuff to me (beyond brushing my fur when it's long) at home! Yeesh! I hope you got some good cookies or a good game of some kind afterwards!

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  10. We love your blog Zoe! Great job. We tried to leave you a comment before but it wouldn't let us. Toby Jo

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    1. I'm glad you found me. Please come back real soon!

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  11. Charlie from downunderJanuary 20, 2014 at 4:22 PM

    Crikey Zoe ...I found you .... and I found how to say G'day!! So G'day, Mate!! How good is that? My poor head is spinning though and I'm worried I'll never find you again. My Mum cuts my nails too and she ALWAYS makes at least one of mine bleed. What's wrong with our Mum's??? We used to find all my mates on dogster. Now I seem to have to go all over the place ... even the back of Bourke ... to find EVERYONE! It's so much harder now.

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    1. Hi Charlie!
      I know this is not such a great thing with all of our D. pals runnin round barkin like chickens with their heads cut off.
      But I am here! Just bookmark the page. You can click on my About Me stuff and see other blogs I am followin. You know most of them!
      You should get a blog too. All the cool pups do!

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  12. Crikey Zoe ... it's so hard. Mum doesn't even know how to bookmark. She is adding you to her favourites though. Is that the same thing? She tried to look at Whitley's page but couldn't say G'day there. When we get home she will have some help from her daughter so it will have to wait till after the holidays. She's just worried Dogster will stop cooperating before March. She has had a few funny things happen there lately. I got on to Jellie's blog. Harri and Lucy knew Jellie and Jennifer for such a loooooong time.

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  13. hi Zoe! Nice blog!
    love Rudy and Izzy

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    1. Hi Grrls, thanks for stoppin by!

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  14. At least you survived another day! Enjoyed reading your diary on Dogster. We're done though!

    Live Long and Prosper!BOL!!

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    1. Hi Anya! I am so glad you stopped by.
      Please do it again, real soon!

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    2. Anya! No leavin' 'til yu say gudbye, wemember? Pweeze?

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  15. Yur bwog r beeyooful, Zoe! Sowwy 'bout yur bwoomin', doe. I habbed a baff yes'day, tu. Grrrrrrrrr....

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  16. Hey Zoe. Great job on the blog. Good to see you here!

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  17. MOL MOL, you dogs having to get groomed. Nothing funnier than watching a dog get groomed, hee hee!

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  18. My cat brofur Roger just wanted me to tell yew he commiserates on dah groomin' thing - yeppers. He had to go in hish porta-prison that Meowmy puts ush in and then in the big porta-prison-on-wheels to the White Coats the other day because he wash scratching his PURRdy Russian Blue coat off (well he says it's PURRdy but PURRsonally I finks we black and White tuxedo kittehs hash the bestest lookin' fur) and he had to have a shot wif one of those big scary needle pokety poke thingies, and he alsho had hish claws clipped down furry short, which ish catastic news fur me, because now he can't push me around the way he usually does, so PURRsonally I ish glad, but he said to tell yew he feels yer pain. I finks yew beed lookin' catastic in yer photo, because when yew ish super good lookin', then even our hoomans who isn't furry smart (well ours ishn't anyway) can mess things up! We ish having trouble gettin' a follow gidget gadget on our page too and I feels like going and shreddin' something now and PURRsonally, it's the legs of certain PURRsons who workity work at Slay Media but that'sh a whole other story, yeppers! Heddo to all my fellow Dogster and Catster refugees - we ish family!

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