Tuesday, January 28, 2014

Blast O' Barkin!

Kinda quiet 'round my place yesserday. There I was snoozin up on OP Zoe. Both eyes was closed but one ear was open.
Heard a big truck noise.
Opened my eyes. Sure enuf. FedEx truck in My driveway!

RED ALERT! BARK ALARM CODE 3!
 
Tux jumped up on OP Zoe and commenced barkin too. No Tux, I need ya to cover the outside! Start that high pitched squealy bark that ya do and run over to the back door.
By this time, Mommy had jumped into action too. She let Tux out the back and was headin to the front door. Tux was layin down cover barkin from the side of the yard.
Hurry Mommy! The dood is already outta his truck!
She opened the front door while I covered from the big front window.
I saw him hand Mommy a big flat envelope. I knew there weren't nuthin in there for me.
But I kept up the barkin while Mommy came back inside and the guy drove away.

Things clammed down again after that.
 It's not all 'citement alla time 'round here but it's sure good to keep in practice.





14 comments:

  1. Ob corse!! A pup's gotta pwactise! Yu wood nod wanna furged how tu bark! OMD :D

    Big, fwat enbewopes r neber fur us pupses :(

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    1. Yep, daily flexin of the bark muskuls!

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  2. Yur font r kewl. Dis nite mabbe Dadda can helb me figure out how tu twerk my bwog! OOOOooops! I meen tweek!

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  3. Bark Bark Bark Bark Bark Bark Bark Bark Bark Bark Bark Bark Bark Bark Bark Bark Bark Bark Bark Bark Bark Bark Bark Bark Bark Bark Bark Bark Bark Bark Bark Bark Bark Bark Bark Bark Bark Bark Bark Bark Bark Bark Bark Bark Bark Bark Bark Bark Bark Bark Bark Bark Bark Bark Bark Bark Bark Bark Bark Bark Bark Bark Bark Bark Bark Bark Bark Bark Bark Bark Bark Bark Bark Bark Bark Bark Bark Bark Bark Bark Bark Bark Bark Bark Bark Bark Bark Bark Bark Bark Bark Bark Bark Bark Bark Bark Bark Bark Bark Bark Bark Bark Bark Bark Bark Bark Bark Bark Bark Bark Bark Bark Bark Bark Bark Bark Bark Bark Bark Bark Bark Bark Bark Bark Bark Bark Bark Bark Bark Bark Bark Bark Bark Bark Bark Bark Bark Bark Bark Bark Bark Bark Bark Bark Bark Bark Bark Bark Bark Bark Bark Bark Bark Bark Bark Bark Bark Bark Bark Bark Bark Bark Bark Bark Bark Bark Bark Bark Bark Bark Bark Bark Bark Bark Bark Bark Bark Bark Bark Bark Bark Bark Bark Bark Bark Bark Bark Bark Bark Bark Bark Bark

    Zaidie, momma is still learning things about my blog, but it does appear easy enough. We can always ask Zoe's typist because I think she is an expert!

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    1. Wow Buddy! What a great, deep bark you've got there! Thanks for the help!
      Oh yeah, just ask me anything 'bout these doggy bloggy thingys. I've been on for more than a week!
      Bol!
      Hmm, learned sumfin jus' last night. Jus' 'cause I can see sumfin in my bloggy doesn't mean anyone else can. Copy an' paste don't always work efurrywhere.

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  4. As MJF:

    I HATE Fed-ex and UPS trucks, even I bark at them just passing by my den...growlmy says I am nutzo, but you can't be too safe, why sometimes dudes come out of the vans and put huge boxes on my porch, or if I scare them they leave them inbetween the gates of the sally-port, BOL! Some of them are nice and give me a milkbone...growlmy says I am being bribed!

    Bark on, Zoe! Bark on!

    Woofs! MJF

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    1. Oh yeah, I bark 'em up Real good too! And the mailman knows me by name.
      'Course I get Tons more real mail 'round here than my pawrents.

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  5. Good job! Sounds like some good barking going on. I like to bark at the peeps and dogs going down the street! Any delivery dood is fair game too.

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    1. Yeah, today I had 2 weemen with their 2 dogs goin by. Giant good barkin!
      Anything is bark worthy!

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  6. My momma got one of those flat envelopes today - big surprise, not treats for me. I barked da mailman good though!

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  7. Where is my response? I published a comment but I don't see it. Can you see it Zoe???

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  8. Hmm, I hope we don't have the fleas here! Did ya be sure to click the blue publish button, not the white preview?

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  9. Dose flat envelopes ish dah worstest thing ever - nothing ever in dere fur ush fur children! The other day though me and Roger got a puffy envelope from England wif catnip bananas in it and some cat socks fur Meowmy - we gets furry excited about dat kinda mail. WheneFUR dah UPS man throws a deliFURRY up against our front door tough, I gets furry, furry offended and rushes to dah door and faces it, furry low to dah ground and scary lookin' and I can't bark, but I lets Meowmy know we ish bein' invaded and dat I ish gaurdin our home and won't be standin' fur any of dese rood deliFURRY humans to break in or anythin' - I ish furry proud of dis doggy like stance of mine too. Good fur yew, wathcin' ofur your home like dat - I hopes yer Mom gave yew some extra treats fur dat - mine neFUR does, and dat ish just wrong.........

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    1. Good deal goin into Doggy Alert Mode when you get a package Humphrey!
      Naw, I nefur get any treats fur bein Chief of Security 'round here. I jus' get hollered at to stop barkin.

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