Tuesday, November 18, 2014

Too durn cold!

Looky. Such a purdy sunrise huh? Looks cold, huh?

So while Mommy wuz takin this cold lookin piccie, I wuz gettin froze to the white ground. Put down the stoopid camera an come an get me loose already. Yu see, I wuz tinklin an it's so durn cold, it froze while I wuz goin. Stuck me to the ground, sure thing.

Ok, it coulda happened. It is cold. Like 0 degrees an it wuz mynass sum degree earlier.

Not much goin on here. I bark the deers an there's a coyote Me an Tux bark every mornin. Uther than that, it's jus good to stay in an stay warm.

Hey, this is my hunnerth an oneth post in this here doggy bloggy thingy! 

Stay warm or b cool. Dependin on which him-ee-spear yu live.

Wednesday, November 12, 2014

Wurdless Wennesday - S'cold!

It's like my nass hunnerd degrees outside here this mornin.
This is where yu can find me.

Wednesday, November 5, 2014

Sum silliness fur Macey

Ofur there at Stella Rose Long's spot they've got a lil 2 legged gurl who is very brave an is havin to be poked an prodded by all kinda doctors an stuff.
Us furs know that ain't no fun.

I jus thot I'd send sum silliness to Macey today.
Yeah, I'm real good with the copy an paste stuff.

Q. What happened when the dog went to the flea circus?
A. He stole the show!

Q. Why was the dog sweating so much?
A. He was a hotdog!

Q. What kind of dog likes baths?
A. A Shampoodle

Q. What dog keeps the best time?
A. A watch dog!

Q. What did one flea say to the other?
A. Should we walk or take a dog?

Q. What do you get if you cross a cocker spaniel, a poodle and a rooster?
A. Cockerpoodledoo!

Q. Why do dogs run in circles?
A. Because it's hard to run in squares!

Q. What do you get if you cross a Beatle and an Australian dog?
A. Dingo Starr!

Q. What do you call a great dog detective?
A. Sherlock Bones!

Q. Why don't dogs make good dancers?
A. Because they have two left feet!

Sendin luv an stuff to Macey an her fam.

Monday, November 3, 2014

Before an Affer

Me. Before. Cute. Fuzzy.

Me affer the groomer/torture/hair shrinky place.
Still cute. No more fuzzy.

I deserve a big cookie. An take off this stinkin dambana.

Wednesday, October 22, 2014

It's my Birthday!!!

Today I am nine! I don't feel any older. In fact, I feel like a pup!

So hold off on sendin dentures, hearin aids or even a motorized scooter.
I'm not ready fur that stuff yet.

I wunnered whut wuz up when Mommy putted a cookie on top o' my brekkie kibble.
I sure hope she keeps bein nice to me today.

Grab yurself a piece o' cake.

An sum ice cream.
  Pawty time!

Monday, October 20, 2014

They grow up so fast

'Member back in July when I showed yu this?

Those lil chickies wuz 'bout 2-3 weeks old then.
Now they have growed up. They look like this.

An' like this.

An' today, Daddy heard 'em fussin out there in their house. He found this.

Ok, he found the smaller brownish egg. The white ones are store bot. The henny penny's furst eggs are smaller then they will lay bigger ones.
Mommy thinks this is the gurl who laid the lil egg.

The sun is real brite on her, but her comb (top o' her head) an her wattles (unner her beak) are more red than the uther gurls. That's how yu can tell if they are layin, unless yu catch 'em on the nest box.

So I am seein sum fresh eggs in my future. When they all start layin, it'll be a egg-rich 'vironment round my place. Plenty o' eggs fur all o' us!

Ok, an jus sum bits o' trivia fur yu if yu wanna know more 'bout chickies.

Don't need no noisy rooster to get eggs. The eggs jus won't be fertilized.

Chickens need 'bout 14 hours of lite per day to kick in the egg-makin parts. Sunshine or arty fishul lite wurks.

Gurl chickies unner 1 year of age are called pullets.

An a chickie will lay the most eggs the furst year or 2 of her life. She'll keep layin eggs affer that, jus not so many.

Fas in atin huh?

Sunday, October 19, 2014

Bugged, or is it debugged?

Hi. My name is Zoe. I like to eat bugs.
So there. I tol' yu. Sumtimes I can't help it. I eat too many bugs. They're out in my yard jus waitin to be cleaned up. Bug binge.
Then the nex' mornin, I don't wanna eat my brekkie. Maybe the bugs are havin a pawty in my tummy.
I don't know.

That's whut happened this mornin. Don't wurry, I'm fine now.

Furst clue I dint feel so hot wuz this mornin at Really Early Dark O'clock. Tux came an got Mommy to go outside. That's nuthin outta the ord ee naree. But 'cept this time, I went out too. That wuz out of the ord ee naree.
Mommy watched me. She could tell I wuz poopin or at least tryin to.
I came back in an we went back to bed. She tol me not to throw up in the bed. An since I am always a gud grrl an 'beed ee ant an junk, I dint. Throw up.
But at brekkie time o'clock, I dint eat my brekkie. Now this has happened afore. No big deal.
In bout a minute or hour or sumfin, I went out to the food dispensin area. Mommy's not too brite but she wunnered if I wanted to eat my brekkie. I tol' her yes, I did. So I ate all my brekkie. Yum!

So I guess I wuz bugged but now I am debugged. All is gud!