Wednesday, April 22, 2015

Questions fur yu, my doggie bloggy pals

I know, I ain't been barkin much, hardly nuthin, lately. Not my fawlt. Things have been pickin up round my place. Wurkers, farmers, good stuff to bark at. But Mommy don't do nuthin bout it to help me with my bloggy.
So, when I get a hole bunch o' page views, it makes me curious who's lookin an why. So, we go to the bloggy dashboard thingy an click on the lil gray drop down thingy an then Stats, we see that I'm gettin a lot o' "hits" frum Rusha an China even, I'm barkin like 62 an 34. Yeah, I get viewers frum the US an Canada an Australia, but I don't know nobuddy in Ukraine or India.
Whut is up with those views?

Do yu furs get those kinda views? I wood appreciate it is sum o' yu wood check yur dashboards an leave comments bout where yur views are comin frum.
Shood I be gettin the pair-a-noids or whut?!

On anuther note, we stayed up way late last nite an wented out when it wuz dark, dark o'clock. There wuz Brother! I haven't seen him fur a couple days or maybe even years. I dunno, no sense o' time, yu know.
I 'membered him rite off the bat, Tux went into skeeredy cat protect mode an took awhile to clam down an let Brother pet him.
He's here fur a visit, Brother, Tux lives here.
I can't show yu a piccie of him, I'd have to kill yu. Serious. But I can tell yu whut he looks like. He's a lot taller than me. He's got a lil scruffy beard thing goin on on his face. My beard is Much better. He has short hairs, an he smells like a kitty cat.
An now yu know all 'bout him, my Brother.

I hope yu have a ton o' stuff to bark at An yu have sumone to put it in yur bloggy thingy.

Saturday, April 4, 2015

Hippity, Hoppity, Happy Easter!

                Have a super duper Easter!
           Frum the Easter Schnauzer!

Monday, March 2, 2015

I Can Sue!

A hole bunch o' yu tol' me I should jus Sue my pawrents on account o' becuz they tossed out My OP Zoe loveseat an replaced it with a big Uncomfy leather couch.

Here's me afore:

Alert, always ready to bark them inturders!

Even if it looked like I wuz asleep, I wuz still on duty.
Then one snowy day Mommy an Daddy took off in our red pick-em-up truck. They came back with a long box. That long box became a new leather couch.
An my OP Zoe love seat wented away. *sigh*
Mommy's chair took over the big winnow an the new couch is by the wall. Can't see out very good an asides the thing is not comfy like OP Zoe.
Plus, I don't got nice fuzzy covers to lay on like Chester an Joey Dog do. I got an ol' afghan, it ain't comfy.

Sad lil me.
So I am gonna do like sum o' my pals tol' me to do.
I am gonna Sue my pawrents! I am gonna get my good ol' OP Zoe back frum the dump an this dum brown leather thing can go away!

One problem. When I tol them I wuz gonna sue 'em, Daddy sed he would haul me off to the aminal shelter!

Do yu think he really would do that to me?

Sunday, March 1, 2015

I know, long time no bark

Durn cheep help round here. Can't get the typist to do nuthin fur me on my doggie bloggie thingy.
It has been kinda slow fur barkin round here tho. Things should start pickin up when the farm stuff starts happenin.
And get this! They tossed out My OP Zoe! Shur nuf! Mommy sed it stinked an I wuz lickin all the nap stuff offa it. So they tossed it out an Daddy hauled it to the dump. Wah!
They replaced it with a big ol' leather couch. It's not comfy. It's not soft an squishy an stinky like OP Zoe wuz. An get this! They dint even put it at the big lookout winnow! Whut's the use of even bein on sumfin uncomfyable if I can't hardly see out the winnow. I try to get in Mommy's chair, it's by the big winnow. But she jus' hollers at me to move.
So yu can see why I haven't been barkin much. Nuthin to see, nuthin to bark at.

But on anuther side o' the bone, Mommy axfurly meeted sumone frum the Bloggy-sphere! Shur nuf! Today in Poky Tell O at the Costco store, Mommy sawed the Idaho Pug Ranch pawrents. She ree-cog-nized their Mommy an Daddy frum piccies frum their bloggy. She even kinda stalked them on the parkin lot while they wuz loadin up their goodies. Mommy is kinda shy but she musturded up her courage an went ofur to them an axfurly Talked to them. They are nice peepoles. An they have a lil stuffed pug in the back winnow o' their car!
They are the furst ever of My vurtual pals she's efur meeted!

I'll try to bark more. Nefur fear, I Do read yur bloggy entries an sumtimes even leave comments.

Come on Spring!

Sunday, February 8, 2015

We are the FBI

My folks watch sum T & V shows where the peepoles wear hats, jackets an t-shurts with those FBI letters on 'em. Now those FBI peepoles take care o' the bad guys. They kinda do the mop up wurk of cuffin an haulin off the bad guys. There's sum uther peepoles that are FBI but don't wear the hats an stuff. They are furst on the scene. They are the ones who "take down" the bad guys. There's usually gun fire an runnin an hollerin when they do that.

That's the way it is round My place. We don't wear no stinkin hats an jackets. We are like the furst on the scene. We take care of the bad guys with no gun fire but with plenty o' hollerin (barkin).
We are the FBI.

Fiercely Barkin at Inturders.

Lemme give yu a xample.

It wuz dark o'clock when we went out the uther mornin. But Me an my sidekick Tux knew They wuz out there. Jus on the uther side o' My back yard fence. In My rocky, weedy place.
Those durn deers. Yep. Stompin round, gettin their teeny tiny lil hoofies muddy. Droppin their lil deer poopies all ofur.
Me an Tux ran to the back yard fence an BARKED 'em outta our place. Ofur the fence they jus bout flew.
An there wuz a Great Horned owl on our 'lectrical post. It wuz probly huntin lil mousies an gophers. It swooped away when we started our Barkin. We barked it to the trees in the river bottom. Then it started it's hootin. 

It's been purdy quiet round My place. But those bad guys are always out there. Sumwheres. Lurkin.
But the FBI will get 'em sooner or later.
Yur welcome.

Friday, January 16, 2015

Flash Back Friday

'Member me way back when? Fuzzy, cute. 'Bout a couple days ago.

Cute an fuzzy

No more fuzzy. Got hauled off to the groomer/torture place this morning.

'Bout nekkid now

Now I'm all tired out. Need to rest. It's stressful at the g/t place.
Don't bother me with piccies

But Mommy did like my dambana.
I've still got it on!

Tuesday, January 13, 2015

Have yu herd?

These ain't good piccies. It wuz foggy, they wuz out there in the field. An I ain't braggin bout all the deer neighbors I got, but there is a bunch o' them. They usually mosey by (not past or passed) my place all strung out, not in a good Herd.

See 'em? They are real dark brown this time o' year, even with good lite.

They go 'round my place in the day an head back to the river bottom in the evening
I always bark 'em real good, this time I wuz inside so's they wudn't take off so fast.
Come on ofur an we can bark 'em up real good!