Thursday, December 18, 2014

A lil game fur yur DPSP*

I have 2 DPSP* (*Designated Pooper Scooper Peepoles) round my place. Mommy duz the wurk most times but 'cept when Daddy is off frum his wurk. An they try to keep track o' where Me an Tux poop. Mostly where I poop on account o' because I am sweet. I must be, Tux likes to eat my fresh-frum-the-pup-poop. So to get a heads up on his snackin, they try to keep track o' where I've pooped 'til sumone can get out there to scoop it. Nitetime is 'specially tricky.

All o' this fur background on a lil game Mommy luvs to play out in My yard. Yu've heard of the game kids play called Duck, Duck, Goose? Sum kid wawks round the uther kids, tappin 'em on their heads, sayin "duck, duck, duck, duck" then when the wawkin kid taps a head an says "goose" the tapped on kid runs to catch the tappin kid. Sumfin like that. Yu get the idea. If not, ask Mr. Google.

Anywho, Mommy has her own vershun o' the game. It's called "Leaf, leaf, leaf, poop".
Yu see, this time o' yeer we gots sum leftofur leafes. They are all brown an kinda mushy an sumtimes kinda shiny lookin. As Mommy wawks round the yard lookin fur the pup poops she sees a leaf an can't tell if it's a leaf or poop til she gets rite up close. Wannerin round the yard is great exercise!

I bet yur DPSP mite like to play. Or maybe they already do or have their own vershun o' the game.
So anywho, here yu go! Play along!


Poop! An the top o' PuffyCat's head. Rush ofur to scoop the poop!

Fun game, huh? Yeah, so Mommy don't get out much an she is easily entertained. Bol!
An we tawked ofur showin a piece o' poop in my doggy bloggy. But we figgured yu would all be ok with it. :-)

Be good furs! Santa Paws knows if yur notty or nice. An now he's got that weird Elf on the Shelf dood wurkin fur him too. How creepy is that?

Wednesday, December 17, 2014

Fuzzy Foggy

I can't see nuthin out there frum OPZoe! It is all foggy an junk.

 This is whut it looks like frum my yard. Usually yu can see the trees ofur there. Not today.

 This is the view frum my bestest barkin corner o' my yard. Where is evfurrything?

Anuther piccie where yu can't see the big trees along the river bottom.
 This lilac is smellin Real good an innerestin this mornin. Sorry, I can't tell yu whut I smell, it's a secret.
 An here's sum o' the fuzzy part o' this mornin. A lil tree is all covered with white frostiness. In fact, all the trees an fences an stuff are covered with the white fuzzy frost.

Don't wurry, even tho I can't see much o' nuthin, I can still hear stuff. I have plenty o' stuff to bark up!
I hope yu do too!

Sunday, December 14, 2014

Not Quite Silent Sunday

Me. On OP Zoe. That stands fur Observation Post, Mine. It's where I do my bestest barkin. I spend a bunch o' time up here. If I'm not observin, I'm snoozin with one eye open. Or I like to lick OP Zoe.

It mite be hard to tell, but I've been lickin the fabric down to the nubbin.


Oh, an Tux had to have his piccie taken too. See his tail? He wuz waggin.

Thursday, November 27, 2014

Happy Thanksgivin to yu!

This bloggy thingy place is way cool! We are so glad we met all o' yu. We came ofur here frum the Dogster/Catster place when we thot it wuz closin down. It wuz a special place fur pets to have fun. When we got ofur here, we found out there wuz plenty uthers who like to have fun. We are so happy to have made new pals here an we've kept up with many of our D/C pals too.

So I hope yu here in the US of A snagged sum of the yumminess today. I know sum of yur peepoles gotta wurk so yur havin yur feast time on anuther day.

That's whut we're doin. My human Sissor (who lives an wurks in Miss Oula, Montanaland) had to wurk yesserday an she din't want to have to drive in the way darkness. So she got here today!
I wuz jus finishin off a tiny bit o' cookie when Mommy said "Sissor's home" an I took off out the door. Shur nuf, there she wuz! She's been gone a day or sumfin. I got no sens o' time.
An guess whut she brot? Yep, same o, same o like the good ol uni-vers-city days.

Sum o' this:
And more o' this:
An then this:
Oh My!

Ok, so I'm jus kiddin bout that last pile, but she did bring sum "xtras".

So we're gonna have our turdkey burd feastin tomorrow. An maybe we can talk with my human brother. He can't be home on account o' becuz he's wurkin sumplace else in the wurld.

It's gonna be good. I plan on hangin out in the kitchen. Maybe Mommy will drop tons o' goodies!

Happy Thanksgivin Pals!

Tuesday, November 18, 2014

Too durn cold!

Looky. Such a purdy sunrise huh? Looks cold, huh?

So while Mommy wuz takin this cold lookin piccie, I wuz gettin froze to the white ground. Put down the stoopid camera an come an get me loose already. Yu see, I wuz tinklin an it's so durn cold, it froze while I wuz goin. Stuck me to the ground, sure thing.

Ok, it coulda happened. It is cold. Like 0 degrees an it wuz mynass sum degree earlier.

Not much goin on here. I bark the deers an there's a coyote Me an Tux bark every mornin. Uther than that, it's jus good to stay in an stay warm.

Hey, this is my hunnerth an oneth post in this here doggy bloggy thingy! 

Stay warm or b cool. Dependin on which him-ee-spear yu live.

Wednesday, November 12, 2014

Wurdless Wennesday - S'cold!

It's like my nass hunnerd degrees outside here this mornin.
This is where yu can find me.

Wednesday, November 5, 2014

Sum silliness fur Macey

Ofur there at Stella Rose Long's spot they've got a lil 2 legged gurl who is very brave an is havin to be poked an prodded by all kinda doctors an stuff.
Us furs know that ain't no fun.

I jus thot I'd send sum silliness to Macey today.
Yeah, I'm real good with the copy an paste stuff.

Q. What happened when the dog went to the flea circus?
A. He stole the show!

Q. Why was the dog sweating so much?
A. He was a hotdog!

Q. What kind of dog likes baths?
A. A Shampoodle

Q. What dog keeps the best time?
A. A watch dog!

Q. What did one flea say to the other?
A. Should we walk or take a dog?

Q. What do you get if you cross a cocker spaniel, a poodle and a rooster?
A. Cockerpoodledoo!

Q. Why do dogs run in circles?
A. Because it's hard to run in squares!

Q. What do you get if you cross a Beatle and an Australian dog?
A. Dingo Starr!

Q. What do you call a great dog detective?
A. Sherlock Bones!

Q. Why don't dogs make good dancers?
A. Because they have two left feet!

Sendin luv an stuff to Macey an her fam.